Infected Reality Distortion Field…


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Posted by Jake Covert on 6/14/2007, terribly early in the morning
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Get the Glass

The Milk consorsium has created a really fun web-based board game.  You try and help the family find their way through “Fort Frige” to get the glass of milk.

I don’t think I’ve play “real” games this much fun before.

Found via Joey Interactive.

Posted by Jake Covert on 3/20/2007, early evening
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Google Maps Gets Lost, Refuses to Ask for Directions

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I saw this on Digg today and just couldn’t resist.  It’s just too funny….

Follow link to see Google get lost……

Note: Just saw this comment….

“Okay, honey, now it says to make a left onto Stack Overflow… Is that it up there?”

Posted by Jake Covert on 1/22/2007, mid-afternoon
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Don’t F*#k with Chuck!

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I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.  Somboday has compiled a list of “facts” around Chuck Norris.  Read ‘em and weep.  Site found via the evil NinjaMonkies!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/



  1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
  2. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
  3. Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
  4. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  5. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
  6. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
  7. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
  8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  9. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
  10. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

Posted by Jake Covert on 10/26/2006, terribly early in the morning
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A Brief Guide to American Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country … or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

Posted by Jake Covert on 10/9/2006, terribly early in the morning
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LOL!

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Too much free time by myself at home on a Saturday night.  LMAO!

Posted by EBC3 on 9/16/2006, evening
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Latin Bumber Stickers

Greg Stockton, a good co-worker friend tossed these my way:

Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed

Si hoc adfixum in obicle legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.
If you don’t understand plain Latin, I’m not going to dirty my hands on you.

Posted by Jake Covert on 9/14/2006, evening
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!!!DROPKICK THE FAINT!!!

http://www.dropkickthefaint.com/

Take out your aggression on a great Omaha band.

Posted by Jake Covert on 8/19/2006, evening
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