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101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say

http://packetstormsecurity.nl/unix-humor/100.things.sysadmin.says.html

Here are a few of my favorites….

4. Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
28. You might as well all go home early today …
35. What do you mean you needed that directory?
40. Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?
55. Tell me again what that ‘-r’ option to rm does
82. …and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this…
90. SMIT makes it all so much easier……