Greg Stockton, a good co-worker friend tossed these my way:
Raptus regaliter
Si hoc adfixum in obicle legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.
Royally screwed
If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
If you don’t understand plain Latin, I’m not going to dirty my hands on you.
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